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|Sam and Bessie
An older couple, Sam and Bessie, move to Texas Sam always wanted a pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day; he buys them and wears them home walking proudly.
He goes into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over and says "Nope!"
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat."