Female Hormones in Beer
Yesterday scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and that men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones ( hops contain phytoeostrogens ) and drinking it makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- gained weight
- talked excessively without making sense
- became overly emotional
- couldn't drive
- failed to think rationally
- argued over nothing
- had to sit down while urinating
- refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing is considered necessary
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