1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood
Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male.....Playing football without a cup

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
Male.....Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family
Male.....Not trying to pick up a women while out with one's girlfriend

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book
Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking and ends with sex

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male.....Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another
Male.....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes