Watch What You Eat
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
- The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.
- The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.
- The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
- The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
- The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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