|Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But, if you want to be a GOOD
Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare below and see how you rate.
- You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
- You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
- You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.
- You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
- You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
- You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
- You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
- You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but activists from Seattle do.
- You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
- You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
- You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
- You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
- You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, Martin Luther King, Jr., or Thomas Edison.
- You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
- You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady and doesn't hate "f****** Jew bastards".
- You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
- You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
- You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
- You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.