Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don 't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
If we are not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?