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- "Paris Hilton" - an expensive hole
- "Rock Hudson" - looked straight, but it wasn't
- "Cuban" - needed one more revolution
- "Elton John" - a big bender that lips the rim
- "Saddam Hussein" - out of one bunker straight into another
- "Yasser Arafat" - ugly and in the sand
- "Kate Winslett" - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
- "Glen Miller" - didn't make it over the water
- "Rodney King" - over-clubbed
- "O. J. Simpson" - got away with it
- "Princess Grace" - should have taken a driver
- "Princess Di" - shouldn't have taken a driver
- "Michael Jackson" - gradually fading
- "Anna Kournikova" - looks great, but no results
- "Brazilian" - shaves both sides of the hole
- "Pat Buchanan" - too far to the right, out of play
- "Nancy Pelosi" - too far left, clueless on how to get home from there
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