This is my oath. I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
When you are sad,............. | I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad. |
When you are blue,.......... | I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. |
When you smile,............ | I'll know you finally got lucky. |
When you are scared,......... | I will rag you about it every chance I get. |
When you are worried,......... | I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. |
When you are confused,........ | I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. |
When you are sick......... | Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have. |
When you fall...... | I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. |