"If you don't know where you're going, any bus will do"
|You might be Taliban if
You might be Taliban if...
- ...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
- ...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
- ...You have more wives than teeth.
- ...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
- ...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
- ...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
- ...You've ever had your camel repossessed.
- ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
- ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
- ...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
- ...You think "The Kite Runner" is the funniest book you ever read.
- ...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.
- ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
- ...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
- ...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."