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From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show.
These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married? Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us? Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"? Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking? Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look sexy on a woman? Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't? Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street, should you do anything? Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score? Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item? Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights
in this country? Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in
the closet? Peter Marshall: Can boys join the camp fire girls? Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy? Peter Marshall: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does that mean? Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-what is it? Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why? Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen? Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did." What was it? Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? Peter Marshall: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. Should you try to break him of his habit? |