Long hair |
Longing for hair |
The perfect high |
The perfect high yield mutual fund |
KEG |
EKG |
Acid rock |
Acid reflux |
Moving to California because it's cool |
Moving to California because it's warm |
Growing pot |
Growing pot belly |
Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
Roughage |
Killer weed |
Weed killer |
Hoping for a BMW |
Hoping for a BM |
The Grateful Dead |
Dr. Kevorkian |
Going to a new, hip joint |
Receiving a new hip joint |
Rolling Stones |
Kidney stones |
Being called into the principal's office |
Calling the principal's office |
Screw the system |
Upgrade the system |
Disco |
Costco |
Parents begging you to get your hair cut |
Children begging you to get their heads shaved |
Passing the drivers' test |
Passing the vision test |
Whatever |
Depends |