Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

• Sooflay ............ the restauranteur
• Guday............... the half-Australian brother
• Huray............... the sports fanatic
• Sashay.............. the gay brother
• Kuntay & Kintay..... the twins from the African mother
• Sayhay.............. the baseball player
• Ojay................ the stalker/murderer
• Gulay............... the singer/entertainer
• Ebay................ the internet czar
• Biliray............. the country music star
• Ecksray............. the radiologist
• Puray............... the blender factory owner
• Regay............... the half-Jamaican brother
• Tupay............... the one with bad hair

Among his sisters:

• Lattay.............. the coffee shop owner
• Bufay............... the 500 pound sister
• Dushay.............. the clean sister
• Phayray............. the zoo worker in the gorilla house
• Sapheway............ the grocery store owner
• Ollay............... the half-mexican sister
• Gudlay.............. the prostitute

And Finally:

• There is Oyvay .......... but the family doesn't like to talk about him much