WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!) |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the your friends over and over again that you love them. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. |
WARNING: | The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. |